Betsy Banger ([info]betsybanger) wrote,

Last night's SVU Episode

I just happened to catch last night's episode.


Did anyone else catch Benson's line when she states, "Don't ask, don't tell"?
HELLO! Is that a gay reference on Straight Utility Vehicle??? and coming out of Femmlivia!
And why the hell is she getting all teary eyed for some journalist guy too young for her whom she just met? WTF.

There were more twists and turns in this storyline than in 'The Hulk' rollercoaster ride at Universal Studios Orlando. Kids orphaned due to Katrina, chemical spills due to Katrina, pedophiles getting lost in the system due to Katrina, anthrax stolen by a lab tech who just happened to give a ride in his lab van to these Nawlins folks, one pedophile kidnapped and raped a girl orphaned by Katrina then died from injesting the anthrax.

Cragen yells at Benson to "Shut up!", again. He must enjoy this as he did this back in season 1. But we all know nothing is going to happen to her. I mean really folks. The Feds won't find out, she won't lose her badge.

Man, Munch is looking haggard and old!
Fin is just still cool.
Wong and his beady eyes... he gets so intense.
Warner... Warner... was she making googly eyes at our Benson? HA! In street clothes, she's hot. I think she's making the moves on Benson cause she sees Casey's "Alex-in-drag" costume isn't working.

I still did not like the directing on this episode. The flow from line to line, from actor to actor, from scene to scene was not flawless. It was jerky at best.

I still can't get over Benson busting out of her sweater-button shirt. Oh, and the new brown leather jacket of Hottness! and the toned down hairdo isn't making me breakout in hives.



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[info]235w78th

November 30 2005, 23:11:52 UTC 6 years ago

I fell out of my chair when she said "don't ask, don't tell"- it was as if Olivia was trying to claw her way to the surface... but obviously got squashed by Mrs. Peter Hermann. argh.

maybe the writers had a contest to see how many plot points they could cram into a single episode?
:)

[info]betsybanger

December 1 2005, 13:17:34 UTC 6 years ago

I'm just sick of Dick Wolf shoving gay/lesbian lines into the plot for no reason except to throw us a bone.

Olivia is gone for good. And now with Marishhhhhhka being prego with DD's, she's gonna start waddling soon... soooo NOT Butch McFabulous!

[info]scintillae

December 4 2005, 19:21:46 UTC 6 years ago

I fell out of my chair when she said "don't ask, don't tell"- it was as if Olivia was trying to claw her way to the surface... but obviously got squashed by Mrs. Peter Hermann.

gah. i hate that. Dick Wolf needs to stop teasing us like this. i mean, really. nothing's gonna come of it so just... either quit it, Mr Wolf, or make something come of it by replacing the Alex-in-drag w/ the real live Alex, & changing the SVU rating to XXX for one ep only.

[info]betsybanger

December 5 2005, 13:12:49 UTC 6 years ago

"or make something come of it"

I'm sure if Alex returns, something will come
of it ;)

[info]scintillae

December 6 2005, 00:38:54 UTC 6 years ago

*smirk* hoyay! amen to that!

[info]betsybanger

December 6 2005, 13:37:31 UTC 6 years ago

Eat your Wheaties and there will be plenty of HoYay to go around!

[info]scintillae

December 7 2005, 00:59:01 UTC 6 years ago

HoYay - Breakfast of Champions ;)

[info]betsybanger

December 7 2005, 12:59:37 UTC 6 years ago

You said it baby!!

[info]scintillae

December 8 2005, 22:06:55 UTC 6 years ago

HELL yea!

damn... i'd get outta bed a LOT quicker in the morning if HoYay was on the breakfast menu...

[info]betsybanger

December 9 2005, 13:12:38 UTC 6 years ago

nahhh... HoYay breakfast in bed is much much better, especially with A & O servicing you ;)

[info]scintillae

December 9 2005, 22:05:59 UTC 6 years ago

*eyes get huge*

holy wow. only one word to describe that.............. HOYAY! lol

[info]235w78th

December 13 2005, 10:22:25 UTC 6 years ago

::snicker::

I'd need to eat 10 bowls of the other cereals to get the same amount of hoyay in just one bowl of Alex/Olivia

[info]betsybanger

December 13 2005, 13:16:15 UTC 6 years ago

A/O Cereal for your daily allowance of HoYay!
Make it part of your morning breakfast.

Sold only at specialty stores

[info]scintillae

December 14 2005, 18:20:40 UTC 6 years ago

lmao. a complex metaphor... but it WORKS!

[info]aleatory_6

December 1 2005, 14:12:23 UTC 6 years ago

Haha! I actually preferred this exchange myself:

Cragen: You're counting on the Press to run a fake story?
Benson: We won't tell 'em it's fake.

[info]betsybanger

December 1 2005, 18:13:16 UTC 6 years ago

Sounds like the story of Marishhhhka's life... no pun intended of course.

I hate when Dickless fucks with us like that. What an asswipe... and she's along for the whole ride. Makes me lose respect for her. But hey, a paycheck is a paycheck when your hubby doesn't bring home the bacon.

[info]scintillae

December 4 2005, 19:24:25 UTC 6 years ago

But hey, a paycheck is a paycheck when your hubby doesn't bring home the bacon.

*snort* yeah, considering Hermann's biggest gig so far has been those dumbassed 'don't smoke' commercials... someone's gotta be the breadwinner, & it ain't him. *coughs* freeloader *coughs*

[info]betsybanger

December 5 2005, 13:11:32 UTC 6 years ago

Wait a minute now! Pete is not a freeloader, his sperm is worth something. I mean those little pesky swimmers did make it up there. His sperm don't discriminate between male or female.

Paying for sperm at an artificial insemination clinic is expensive, so I guess she got her money's worth out of the wedding ring she bought herself, the numerous dolphin-diving trips to Hawaii, and I'm sure he moved into her place in the upper west side :)

I just hope she was smart enough to get a prenup, or he's gonna get half her SVU paycheck and maybe her place in LA.

[info]scintillae

December 6 2005, 00:37:31 UTC 6 years ago

*snickers* no, no, not a freeloader at all. perish the thought. bahahaha.

yea, i have a horrible feeling she was all "Pre-nup? We won't need a pre-nup! I looooove you Peter daaaaaarling!" yea, he's gonna screw her over. *mental image* ew. wrong choice of words.
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